I was skimming the ridiculous news stories (not the popular photos, which I also enjoy skimming ... but only for the animals, not the attractive ladies that always seem to be popular) on Yahoo! today when I came across this one. Reading it, you'd think there was some sort of crazy pornography that I never knew existed.
Looking at the picture though, it could just be a baby with its mouth on some dude's elbow. Plus, look at some of the choice quotes:
"I was SHOCKED to see a giant breast on the cover of your magazine," one woman from Kansas wrote in reaction to the picture in Babytalk, a free magazine that caters to young mothers. "I was offended and it made my husband very uncomfortable when I left the magazine on the coffee table."
"I had to rip off the cover since I didn't want it laying around the house," she said.
"Gross, I am sick of seeing a baby attached to a boob," the mother of a four-month-old said.Actually, I guess that last one makes sense. If you were a mother breast feeding your child, would you want to be reminded of how annoying it was by the cover of a magazine.
Still, I love the outrage--OUTRAGE!--that we have about seeing something like that. Even though it's completely, um, natural.
Of course, so is a kid taking a crap and I don't need a picture of that on the cover of the issue about potty training.