The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Friday, July 21, 2006

Breaking News: Condi Sad She Couldn't Find Track Suit in Powder Blue

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice holds an emergency press briefing about her unfortunate clothing mishap.
BREAKING: Condoleeza Rice called an emergency press conference after the JC Penney track suit she had on hold was accidentally sold and she had to settle for the "less attractive" tan one.

Rice was quoted saying, "I really liked the blue one." This is the latest in a series of unfortunate incidents that she has had to deal with.

When questioned about the importance of this issue in regard to the other pressing issues, she responded "Right now, this is our number one priority."

Rated at number two was the fact the someone ate the last of her ice cream Snickers bars. Somewhere further down the list is the ongoing Hezbollah-Israeli conflict.

"It's not that I don't think that international conflicts aren't important, it's just that I really wanted that the blue track suit."

When asked about the incident President Bush simply responded, "She has a point. That was a nice track suit." When further questioned about the implications this might have on the recent escalating Mid-East conflict, he brushed off the question and left the press conference.

More information as it becomes available.


At 7/21/2006 2:35 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Puma is rethinking their political sponsors.


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