The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Friday, August 11, 2006

Food Coma of Epic Proportions

Well, that's as good an excuse as any that I can think of.

Besides, I have this to back it up.


At 8/11/2006 1:14 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

I'd assume by the applause that you actually finished it.

Here are the key questions:

Did it have rice in it?
What kind of meat was it?
And how spicy was it?

At 8/11/2006 1:42 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Rice is cheating. I think that may be 2 or 3 grams lighter than the amount of food consumed on the Day of Great Porking 2006.

At 8/11/2006 3:31 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

No rice
Barbacoa - slow cooked beef
Mild spiciness but enhanced by the establishment's high quality black salsa

Also, I regret to inform you Chuckles but this is actually more meat. 20" in length, 5" width.

At 8/11/2006 4:14 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

That whole tableau is just too suggestive for me not to comment.

Just where did you go anyway?

And did you notice the poorly spelled post I dedicated to you at my place?

At 8/11/2006 4:18 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

that sounds delicious.

on second thought, the first 6 inches or so sound delicious.

on third thought, pretend I said nothing

At 8/11/2006 9:05 PM, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

You faked it. I want a picture of a menu saying that that was on it.

I smell some foilular skullduffery.

At 8/12/2006 9:12 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

The thing about fulsome is, the thing you must acknowledge about fulsome and chuckles is, the reall important point is that if you put it in front of us, we will both expand certain areas of our internal organs, while simultaneously contracting other useless organs (kidneys and livers, etc), in order to consume the entirity of the contents of the plates in our moutherly region.

When I sat down to type this, I had almost entirely consumed my keyboard in an autoimmune response before I remembered that MAKI FRIEND NOT FOR EATING!!!!!!!!!

At 8/12/2006 10:35 AM, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

THing is I know fulsome can do DAMAGE, need he not resort to such false behavior? Geenie C claims it was all lettuce anyway.

At 8/12/2006 4:33 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

I've heard that it wasn't actually just a burrito. It was in fact, the ingredients to a burrito that were eaten whole by a juvenile albino Burmese Python.

Fulsome then ate the snake ... WHILE IT WAS STILL ALIVE.

At 8/12/2006 8:00 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Fulsome then ate the snake ... WHILE IT WAS STILL ALIVE.

dEn: I think you're mistaking Fulsome ... FOR POWERS MUTHAFUCKIN' BOOTHE, SON!

At 8/14/2006 11:35 AM, Blogger Brando said...

Despite all the weird stuff I've seen on the Internets, I never thought I'd run across burrito porn.

Does that come with a free colonoscopy?

At 8/15/2006 2:17 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

Brando: this barely scrathes the surface of burrito pron. We go way back! Also, I think burritos are perfectly designed for your intestines. I like to think of them like glaciers, scouring off all the pebbles and leaving shiny, clean intestines behind.

Chuckles: I need to revisit the rice discussion. When you look at the caloric impact of rice, shouldn't it actually count double? I can eat 4 steaks but a pound of rice would be a different beast...

At 8/15/2006 4:58 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Pish effing posh. Besides, we were discussing lettuce which subtracts from the overall amount of food consumed at a rate of N>1.


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