The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Ultimate Killing Machine

We all know that Chuckles is a fan of the Bonobo knife fights (having created several pieces of artwork to illustrate this fact). We also know that I said that posts were going to be more scarce now. Sometimes, though, a great invention comes along that demands comment.

One such instance is this awesome knife-gun.

Not content with simply shooting or stabbing individuals and not willing to carry a rifle with a bayonet, the knife-gun will allow you to dispatch your enemies with the gunshot/stab wound combination you in the handheld form factor you require.

Sure some people may scoff at the idea of hiding a weapon inside a weapon, I think those people just really don't like weapons.

Chuckles will be picking one up for his combined Bonobo gun/knife fights later this week (I hope this addresses whoever was wondering what his second job is).


At 12/05/2006 1:52 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

That first picture looks like a pair of garden shears.

At 12/05/2006 3:42 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

Weird. I was reading yesterday about these Polish cavalry weapons from the 1800's. They were swords, with guns in the handle... like a certain videogasme franchise claims to have invented.

and now this. neat.

At 12/05/2006 8:08 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Oh yeah, mdhatter, those kinds of weird ass weapons were all over in the early to crazy gunpowder eras. Polearm guns, sword guns, knife guns, all kinds of crazy crap.

Also, Final Fantasy sucks.

At 12/06/2006 2:29 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

yes it does. Such promise, such a soap opera.

At 12/07/2006 11:39 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Did anyonelse follow the link and see the oh-so-scary gun phone? or the shock knife?

I think these are from Agent Smart's office.


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