The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Saturday, December 09, 2006

The Internet Has Not Failed Me

Ok, just a quick post. On a whim I googled what I thought might possibly be the coolest thing ever-the Ninja Unicorn.

The internet did not fail me.

I also found the Ninjacorn.
I do not believe words can describe how awesome this is.

Also, some people have unicorns in the 43 things to do in their life before they die. You decide how awesome the list is for yourself.

Oh, and I need to mention the tigercorn or that there was a unicorn transformer.


At 12/10/2006 9:30 AM, Blogger fulsome said...

I'm just shocked there was no porn.

Or did you just not include that portion of your results?

At 12/10/2006 2:19 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

yeah, I left out the unicorn porn and snuff films.

At 12/10/2006 4:53 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

unicorn snuff films? I guess that explains the rarity.

At 12/11/2006 7:17 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

This is an affront to ninjanity everywhere.

At 12/11/2006 10:28 AM, Blogger mdhatter said...

Yeah, that tigercorn is a little to "furry" for me and my tastes

At 12/11/2006 1:08 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Haha! Perverts.

At 12/11/2006 3:04 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

Yes, I showed the ninjacorn to a friend and his only response was, "Since no one ever sees the ninja, they very well may be."

Truer words have never been spoken.

Unless we're talking about the creepiness of that tigercorn ...

At 12/14/2006 6:15 AM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

You kids and your unicorns and ninjas.


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