The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

An Open Letter To Buy Viagra Online.co.uk

Dear Buy Viagra Online.co.uk, (spaces added to not help their Google rank)

I really appreciate that you spam my comments. Seriously, it's awesome. At first I would only hear from you once ever couple days or so. Now though, you are really trying contribute to my site. You post a good 30-40 comments a day.

You even seem to have brought some friends, something about lactating ladies and push walker umbrellas, I'm not really sure.

I want you to understand that as a commenter on my site, I appreciate the contributions you make towards an online discourse. Occasionally though, I do wish you would say something besides "Buy Viagra Here!" but I've heard it said that you should go with what you know. It's not like I am asking all the professional baseball players to stop posting about baseball.

Still, it would be nice if you could at least change it up a little. Perhaps some V1AgRA, or HO0diA comments just to mix it up or something.

In spite of these shortcomings, I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate all of your contributions to the online community and in the event that I am in the market for some Viagra, your site will be the first I choose.

Sincerely,

dontEATnachos

3 Comments:

At 7/18/2006 7:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can I buy the Viagra? I will add it to my thong contest prize that dEn doesn't know about because he's too goddamn f#cking a$$munching, co@k sucking busy to come by and say hello and leave a witty retort or two! You and Fullie really are two peas in a nut pod.

 
At 7/18/2006 8:17 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

HAHA! AG does not like the lack of dEn in her life.

But seriously, they want us to buy viagra? Cool. I am pretty sure my health insurance covers that. I hope that birh control is also covered by her insurance.

 
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