The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Scary news

Everyone knows WRN's zombie affairs correspondent, dontEATnachos, has worked hard to keep up-to-date with zombie affairs over the past year. Fafblog provides new tidbits of info on the War on Zombies.

However, the focus for today is to bring you an up close look at the most talked about WRN correspondent of 2005, Chuckles.

Chuckles has caused a variety of reactions when seen in public. Currently, this reaction seems to be the most common:


Note the innocent girl (complete with balloon) is completely at a loss as to what Chuckles intentions could be? I wanted to help but in my guise as a reporter I was barred from interfering in developing news (headline: Cobag floored by roundhouse from frightened female!)

Let's delve a little further into an understanding of Chuckles. note to readers: this quest will superficially, e.g. graphically, resemble tehl4m3's (grammar ruling on proper possessive after a numeral, please) quest for Thome.

So, as usual with these things, due to the graphic nature of the following please click-through only if you are ready to get up close and personal with Chuckles

Bring it on!








Did you know what you were getting yourself into? I tried to warn you. This man has no shame. The picture on the left I pose as a moderately rhetorical question: cloacular?

The picture on the right is clearly a rejoinder to all of those smart ass answers you just provided. Also, the picture on the right might be helpful in providing a pictorial demonstration of that age old rejoinder.

Still haven't had enough? Had too much but trying to scroll down to the comment section? Well, I just want to leave you with one more look at the genius from another perspective. In fact, this one might be the one that finally helps you realize tarantula photos aren't that bad.




26 Comments:

At 1/08/2006 8:53 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

My god...it's full of...?

 
At 1/08/2006 9:48 PM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Er it should be tehl4m3'5

 
At 1/09/2006 8:39 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Cameras and Chuckles never mix well.

Although, some might say they mix extremely well.

 
At 1/09/2006 10:31 AM, Blogger fulsome said...

gregor: I wasn't sure if that was calling him a midget.

 
At 1/09/2006 12:00 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Are those Vidal Sassoon jeans?

 
At 1/09/2006 5:06 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

The Chuckles only buys jeans from jews. Nothing but Levis for me, please! And fake lesbians. I'll take lots of those.

 
At 1/09/2006 8:05 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

You buy them in the junior department at Kohls. Busted!

 
At 1/09/2006 10:37 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

I love the pore-shrinking effects of digital photography; it's the Pearl Cream of the new millennium, and Chuckles is its Suzy Wong.

BTW & OT: Teeny-tiny pity party for O'Reilly at my place tonight. Help yourselves, though -- I goin' to bed...

 
At 1/10/2006 5:32 PM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

I still don't get the midget comment.

 
At 1/10/2006 7:24 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

to explain the midget comment, He would then be saying his name would be read as this: The Lame 3'5 (or The Lame Three Foot Five) thus a little person or perhaps a small child or something.

 
At 1/11/2006 8:17 AM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Thanks! That's funny! Perhaps tehl4m3'z then?!

 
At 1/11/2006 9:47 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

"Bring it on."

Aw naw, see it's already been broughten'!!!

 
At 1/11/2006 12:33 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

teh: We're going to have to red flag you for that construction. It pains me so.

Also you have yet to weigh in on how you want to be "apostrophized." You're on notice!

 
At 1/11/2006 1:20 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I brought it so hard, um, so hard, that, um, she wanted me to bring it even more often!

Yeah, that's it.

 
At 1/11/2006 4:33 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Dang, foolio, it's "teh l4m3rz3s's." Everyone knows this.

Oh, and fulsome, wanna spot me for Sat. evening? My original plans are back on for the following night...

 
At 1/11/2006 4:35 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Oh, but if you overcharge me than I must infect you with teh g4y. It is written.

 
At 1/11/2006 7:53 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

I think fulsome is 100% gay resistant. I do not know a straighter individual, besides res publica. He's so closet straight. He hates that joke BTW, but since he's not ever around, I can safely make it.

 
At 1/11/2006 8:38 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

You brought it? well, i hope you kept the reciept, because when I'm done, you're gonna have to return it.

/rayromano

 
At 1/11/2006 10:11 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Spot you for Saturday night? What are you guys doing gymnastics at the gym?

 
At 1/12/2006 12:02 AM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

AG, don't ask don't tell.

 
At 1/12/2006 7:49 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Being a doctor, I can safely agree with Pinko's assessment of teh g4y situation and teh fulsome. I don't think you could teh g4y him if you stripped him nude, dumped him in massage oils and tossed onto an all male nude review that had just prior broken into an orgy.

 
At 1/12/2006 8:29 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Sorry to interupt the fun, but Nacho Dude -- you were memed at RoD and have failed to report on Panda Fest 2006. Put down the Tivo remote and back away slowly.

Three whippings with a wet noodle and ten pork free meals for you.

 
At 1/12/2006 11:57 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Looks like the AG is trying to take over this blog like she did to the little doggies.

 
At 1/13/2006 12:33 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Chuckie, I was invited to blog on RoD. That is hardly "taking over". If you don't like being called out about the failures to come through on blogging, then get your boy in gear with the meme and 'stick articles. Geesh.

Now relax and have a Cuba Libre.

 
At 1/13/2006 8:49 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Who's calling me out? Who wants some?

Besides AG, that is. We all know she can't get enough of the Chuck. Am I my co-blogger's keeper?

 
At 1/13/2006 2:52 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Who was that girl? I can't remember too clearly, in my lust for brains, I wasn't tracking everything right.

 

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