These are tested in my lab but I think the results are fairly universal.
1) Valence shell -- Humourous context: What if M&M's replaced their candy shell with a valence shell
2) n=1 -- Humourous context: I had a hard time finding parking here but that's with n=1.
3) aliquot -- Humorous context: I wanted to properly aliquot this green tea (real life source, Pinko Punko)
More promises I'll probably fail to fulfill next week:
NERD graph
crushing Yosef's spirit
philosophy update