The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Mystery Revealed

Pinko Punko, Pop Renaissance, and Chuckles.

Which is which? You make the call! (and don't spoil it this time, Chuckles)



WRN's first ever caption contest. Let's see what ya got.

22 Comments:

At 1/04/2006 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.5 heads, zero brains.

 
At 1/05/2006 6:30 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Orange Shirt Man: Dude, I didn't know MAD magazine added boobies to the centerfold. *She's hot*

Hands man: I'm telling you, the nipple clamps were so kinky.

Pink (or is that jacket red?) boy: I want both of these guys to put on clown suits and dance the cha cha with me.

 
At 1/05/2006 7:20 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Handyman: So then I was all like West Si-eeed!

PinkJacket: Dude, you are so drunk.

Sideburns: My record speaks for itself!

 
At 1/05/2006 7:56 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

No, no, no, Pop is the one holding the album, PP is the one gesticulating in the middle, and Fulsome is the one in the foreground with his back to the camera (which is funny -- for some reason I always pictured him as Chinese. I don't know why.)

Am I right???

 
At 1/05/2006 7:59 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

Is Chuckles freestyle rapping in that photo?

 
At 1/05/2006 8:25 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

He is Siamese, not Chinese.

I think they were all talking about how fucking awesome AG was at the Running of the Bulls 2005 except PP who is still bitching about Gregor getting it on with his mommy and UC giving away the smoke dog to Jonah G.

 
At 1/05/2006 8:26 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

You know Chucky hits the pipe. Lucky bastards!

 
At 1/05/2006 8:56 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Ooh, snap. I meant to say "Chuckles" instead of "Fulsome." Second cup of coffee and all that.

Oh, and I'm still convinced that Fulsome is Asian.

 
At 1/05/2006 1:34 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

This is highly amusing.

 
At 1/05/2006 3:14 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Ooh! Got it...

CAPTION

As Pinko methodically counts out the number of minutes Chuckles should leave the Grecian Formula in, Pop Renn ducks out of the conversation.

 
At 1/05/2006 3:24 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

Wow, I can't believe someone would say that Fulsome is Asian-esque. He has to be what some may call the "Whitest Person EVER".

 
At 1/05/2006 4:13 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Alt rock, alt lit and China worship? Sounds white to me!

 
At 1/05/2006 4:57 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Ah, so that's it: he must have spent just One Night In China.

 
At 1/06/2006 7:48 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Well, there goes my libido for another four and a half years.

 
At 1/06/2006 8:23 AM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

**shudder** good lord - i she's a grower i'm gonna hurl.

 
At 1/06/2006 1:37 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I don't know. I'm always a fan of anything that comes with a sexual content warning.

 
At 1/06/2006 1:41 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

ag - if you can see a pic of that "thing's" 3-inch pierced clit and still be a fan, you must have some scary porn in yer collection.

 
At 1/06/2006 2:30 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I told you, I like the girl parts. Girl parts don't freak me out. I am not easily scared. If UC would let me, I want to tell my college story that I was suppose to compare with Chuckie's LAME ass frat story.
UC said I cannot tell people iy because it's illegal and too much information. Sad part, it's a good story and I have almost no role in it other than I was there. The moral of this rant: I don't scare easily.

 
At 1/07/2006 8:10 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Sooooo, how 'bout that caption contest, huh?

 
At 1/07/2006 5:48 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I already posted teh comment! Where's my damn prize?

Nacho dude, I am waiting in suspense! Did you see the panda or what? Don't leave a sister hanging.

 
At 1/08/2006 7:32 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Aw, pinko raps at me.

And I think AG's inadvertantly revealed her true identity: Porn Superstar Vanessa Del Rio!!!

 
At 1/09/2006 6:58 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Yep and UC is Ron Jeremy.

 

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