The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Mystery Revealed

Pinko Punko, Pop Renaissance, and Chuckles.

Which is which? You make the call! (and don't spoil it this time, Chuckles)



WRN's first ever caption contest. Let's see what ya got.

26 Comments:

At 1/04/2006 10:07 PM, Anonymous Capt. Trollypants said...

1.5 heads, zero brains.

 
At 1/05/2006 6:30 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Orange Shirt Man: Dude, I didn't know MAD magazine added boobies to the centerfold. *She's hot*

Hands man: I'm telling you, the nipple clamps were so kinky.

Pink (or is that jacket red?) boy: I want both of these guys to put on clown suits and dance the cha cha with me.

 
At 1/05/2006 7:20 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Handyman: So then I was all like West Si-eeed!

PinkJacket: Dude, you are so drunk.

Sideburns: My record speaks for itself!

 
At 1/05/2006 7:40 AM, Blogger Yosef said...

Well, PP is definitely the guy holding the LP of the Battlestar Gallactica-inspired orchestral music. Fulsome is the one in the middle, and ol' DC Chucky is the guy who's stoned.

Y'all are prolly talkin about how effin rad I am.

 
At 1/05/2006 7:56 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

No, no, no, Pop is the one holding the album, PP is the one gesticulating in the middle, and Fulsome is the one in the foreground with his back to the camera (which is funny -- for some reason I always pictured him as Chinese. I don't know why.)

Am I right???

 
At 1/05/2006 7:59 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

Is Chuckles freestyle rapping in that photo?

 
At 1/05/2006 8:25 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

He is Siamese, not Chinese.

I think they were all talking about how fucking awesome AG was at the Running of the Bulls 2005 except PP who is still bitching about Gregor getting it on with his mommy and UC giving away the smoke dog to Jonah G.

 
At 1/05/2006 8:26 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

You know Chucky hits the pipe. Lucky bastards!

 
At 1/05/2006 8:56 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Ooh, snap. I meant to say "Chuckles" instead of "Fulsome." Second cup of coffee and all that.

Oh, and I'm still convinced that Fulsome is Asian.

 
At 1/05/2006 1:34 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

This is highly amusing.

 
At 1/05/2006 2:44 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

I feel that fulsome is also asianesque, but don't know why.

you all are smoking Yee Olde Cracke Rocke.

 
At 1/05/2006 3:14 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Ooh! Got it...

CAPTION

As Pinko methodically counts out the number of minutes Chuckles should leave the Grecian Formula in, Pop Renn ducks out of the conversation.

 
At 1/05/2006 3:24 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

Wow, I can't believe someone would say that Fulsome is Asian-esque. He has to be what some may call the "Whitest Person EVER".

 
At 1/05/2006 4:13 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Alt rock, alt lit and China worship? Sounds white to me!

 
At 1/05/2006 4:57 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Ah, so that's it: he must have spent just One Night In China.

 
At 1/06/2006 7:48 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Well, there goes my libido for another four and a half years.

 
At 1/06/2006 8:23 AM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

**shudder** good lord - i she's a grower i'm gonna hurl.

 
At 1/06/2006 1:37 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

I don't know. I'm always a fan of anything that comes with a sexual content warning.

 
At 1/06/2006 1:41 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

ag - if you can see a pic of that "thing's" 3-inch pierced clit and still be a fan, you must have some scary porn in yer collection.

 
At 1/06/2006 2:30 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

I told you, I like the girl parts. Girl parts don't freak me out. I am not easily scared. If UC would let me, I want to tell my college story that I was suppose to compare with Chuckie's LAME ass frat story.
UC said I cannot tell people iy because it's illegal and too much information. Sad part, it's a good story and I have almost no role in it other than I was there. The moral of this rant: I don't scare easily.

 
At 1/07/2006 1:33 AM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

Sheesh. Nice grey hair rip, teh, you know you love it:

"got salt n' peppa like clooney/you know you wanna push it/I tell you to eat it cobag/what ya gonna do/sue me?"

 
At 1/07/2006 1:36 AM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

I can't even joke about Chynna. She was on Howard Stern that one time and Howard was talking about how he knew she wasn't a woman and she went in the bathroom with Robin to prove it, and Robin came out and basically sold her out (well now I know why) and she was just bawling. I always thought Robin did it just for laughs and now I am not sure.

 
At 1/07/2006 8:10 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Sooooo, how 'bout that caption contest, huh?

 
At 1/07/2006 5:48 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

I already posted teh comment! Where's my damn prize?

Nacho dude, I am waiting in suspense! Did you see the panda or what? Don't leave a sister hanging.

 
At 1/08/2006 7:32 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Aw, pinko raps at me.

And I think AG's inadvertantly revealed her true identity: Porn Superstar Vanessa Del Rio!!!

 
At 1/09/2006 6:58 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Yep and UC is Ron Jeremy.

 

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