The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Thank You Guitar Hero


Wow, I thought I wasn't going to get to post about Guitar Hero or the Cardinals World Series win again until either a) I got Guitar Hero II or b) the Cardinals won another World Series. It turns out though, I get to talk about them right now.

Anyone who watched the World Series knows that short of some pine tar, most of the Detroit pitching was not at it's best. One of the most obvious cases of this was their 100+ MPH throwing relief pitcher Joel Zumaya.

He started having arm troubles in the American League Championship Series and was having difficulty pitching. The trainers were having figuring out why he would be having such a problem. Eventually they discovered what everyone who has ever played it could tell you, too much Guitar Hero will screw up your 100 MPH fastball.

The Freep has the details. According to the article:
During the radio interview, Dombrowski said the Tigers' athletic training staff discovered that Zumaya's forearm pain was more consistent with the action of a guitar player than a baseball pitcher.
After this discovery the article says that
The team had concluded Zumaya's injury resulted from playing a video game, not from his powerful throwing motion.
So thank you Guitar Hero! You helped my team win the World Series. If only this could explain why Detroit Tiger pitching has trouble throwing a ball to first or third base. Zing!

11 Comments:

At 12/14/2006 11:42 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Yeah, but the article said that it didn't affect him during the series...

 
At 12/14/2006 11:56 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

yeah, so they'll tell you. That's because they don't want to blame a video game for them losing the Series.

I know from experience that it takes a bit to recover from Guitar Hero hand. I can imagine that this is only amplified when you're trying to throw a 100 MPH pitch.

 
At 12/14/2006 2:34 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

that is so seriously awesome.

I am impressed that all of the comments so far over there are supportive.

 
At 12/16/2006 1:00 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

Guitar Hero - Episode II: The Keytar Strikes Back

 
At 12/16/2006 5:08 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

i think it ate my comment.

oh well.

 
At 12/16/2006 5:09 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

ok, that's screwed up...

well, there it is.

 
At 12/18/2006 12:33 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

There is what? I don't see your original comment.

 
At 12/18/2006 12:34 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Oh wait, now I see your original comment but I don't see my response to your disappearing and reappearing comments.

 
At 12/18/2006 12:34 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Oh, wait there they are.

 
At 12/20/2006 2:53 PM, Blogger fish said...

I suspect another similar motion.

 
At 12/22/2006 8:08 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Haha, fish. Are you saying this guy isn't going to Heaven?

 

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