Now that the pesky 'Talk Like A Pirate Day' is past us, we're now free to concentrate on the holiday that really matters most.
Clear and/or mark your calendars because Dec. 5 is the Day of the Ninja. And no, you don't even have to talk like one. You just need to dress in traditional ninja garb and throw shurikens at unsuspecting people.
Ya best start preparing now, lest ye be caught unawares on thar fateful day.
[Sigh ... that talking like a pirate is harder to shake off than it looks]