The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Come on Cristian Candy!

Per some comments at 3Bulls and one of his (many) disgusting food threads. We realized that gummi versions of religious figures would be another victory for nerds everywhere.

I have since realized that this would reach its most perfect form as a Gummi Buddha. However, this is the closest Mother Nature has been willing to allow on Earth:


On the other hand, religion has inspired these two wonderful pieces:



Stay tuned for a later edition featuring the Bag O' Meat!

4 Comments:

At 9/18/2005 5:06 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

So classic. Who wouldn't want to suck on a crucifix?

 
At 9/18/2005 10:08 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

What happens when you eat the God Rocks and drink the blood of jesu... wine?

Will your soul eplode?

 
At 9/18/2005 11:38 PM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Nah, God will get very angry though so you'd better build an ark and gather two of each of the Gummy Ark Animals and Selma Hayek so you all can populate a new world.

 
At 9/19/2005 12:35 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

Oh Salma, not a finer wench on the seas to be repopulatin' with

 

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