The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Monday, September 19, 2005

Organize Your Own International Talk Like a Pirate Day Celebration

In the event that there are not currently any International Talk Like a Pirate Day festivities in your area, I have decided to include links to some pirate party resources.

If you have friends:

Pirate Party Instructions
More Pirate Party Instructions

Clothing for said Pirate Parties.

Potential results from Pirate Party.
[And no, I do not have any idea who these people are.]

If you don't have friends:

Console yourself with Pirate Candy.
[Please note that Jelly Belly Princess and Peanut Butter and Worms are not acceptable.]


At 9/19/2005 2:56 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

Thanks for spoiling it, jerk.

At 9/19/2005 3:09 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

spoiling what? I'm confused

At 9/19/2005 3:15 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

The horrible party pictures, the lame gifts. Now I don't even want to be a pirate anymore.

Where's the swashbuckling, bottles of rum, and crazed parrots?

At 9/19/2005 3:44 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

Well, I've heard tales of some great Pirates v. Ninjas parties. But I don't have any photographic evidence of those.

Also, I was trying to make the pirate parties appropriate for pirates of all ages.

Perhaps you're just upset because Jelly Belly Princess doesn't count?

At 9/20/2005 5:17 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Arr, mateys! Everyone knows that pirates and ninjas don't mix! They fight! Get ready fer boarding ya scurvy dogs! Yo ho!


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