The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

On the suggestion of someone...


I have heard that Pinko Punko bears more resemblance to one of these benighted creatures...





Fulsome edit and UPDATE: OK, enough with the petty threats. If you wimpy liberals want to prove your worth we'll do it the old fashioned way...on the stroke of midnight, on the eve of the New Year with bands and parties and massive quantities of alcohol. Last one standing claims the prize...

First to pass out will probably have goat horns in permanent marker drawn on his/her face.

21 Comments:

At 12/13/2005 1:58 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

i am SOOOOOO up for that challenge. i must warn you, however, that i can drink my weight in scotch.

ooooh - that should be a rule: no beer drinking. only hard stuff. like real men.

 
At 12/13/2005 2:23 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Fine! Bring it! I can guzzle vodka or whatever you pussies drink!

Am I not the Kwisatz Haderach?

Or maybe I am the Kwisatz Schadenfruede?

Fuckin A, ANYWAY! The WRN Posse will be drawing on all your foreheads at the end of the night!

 
At 12/13/2005 2:37 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Let's all trash PP's house for real this time!

 
At 12/13/2005 2:45 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

Alright you douchewads, we'll find some place to maybe do this. Cheez whiz, let me see what I can do. I'm not dissing Geenie C. though.

 
At 12/13/2005 2:46 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

I also never said I could drink more than Chuckles, I just said Chuckles was a pussy, regardless of his alcohol intake.

 
At 12/13/2005 3:21 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

"I also never said I could drink more than Chuckles, I just said Chuckles was a pussy"

and the sound of the bitch slap echoed through the canyons...

i am more than willing to provide our humble abode for any festivities that may occur should we decide to actually get something together **COUGH COUGH FUCKING PINKO COUGH COUGH**

 
At 12/13/2005 3:45 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

GC and all the ladies be invited, of course.

I'm open for venue suggestions.

Here's a few to start with -- Mezzanine (although they have l4m3's nemeses), Hotel Utah (bad SF reggae), or Edinburgh Castle to relive past glories.

 
At 12/13/2005 5:29 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

mezz: no fucking way. marina crowd wannabe central.

hotel utah: LOVE the place. need to book another show there.

edinburgh: YES!!!! and you can get fish & chips delivered to yer table!

 
At 12/13/2005 6:57 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I am with the PR. I have been to the Castle myself and appreciate their fish and chips.

I will just have to lead by example in demonstration of my sheer awesomeness.

As long as we don't go to the Blue Lamp, I'd have to piss on the bathroom's ceiling again, cuz that place blows so hard, even PP won't go there anymore.

 
At 12/13/2005 10:07 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

wow...the blue lamp. i haven't been there since something like 1993.

 
At 12/13/2005 10:09 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

oh, and i say we do it this weekend, cos we've got a hotel room in the city.

party people in the house!

 
At 12/14/2005 5:11 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

No no no no no, I don't fly in until the 29th. We can have a full WRN Crew smashing of the Bulls any time between the 30th and 2nd.

 
At 12/14/2005 10:30 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Is that Chuckie being a bit of a bratty little whiner?

You know Chuckie, it's NOT always about YOU.

 
At 12/14/2005 11:07 AM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

FUCK ME RUNNING - you are here exactly when i'm NOT. you bastard.

 
At 12/14/2005 12:44 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I was sure you would come up woth some sort of an excuse to avoid the wrath of chuckles. Now the world knows the real you! How does it feel to be exposed, vile heathen!

 
At 12/14/2005 12:46 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Ag baby, it's always about me, even when we all agree that it isn't about me, it still is.

I am like existence in that even non-existence is a form of existence, so there will always be existence. Ergo, even non-Chuckles is a form of Chuckles, so there will always be Chuckles.

 
At 12/14/2005 1:06 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

we leave for fort bragg on the 30th and come back on the 2nd, which is my birthday. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 
At 12/14/2005 1:10 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Sweetheart, it's always about me. You don't have the headlights to draw the crowds that I do and can.

Ft. Bragg, NC? Are you military Pop?

 
At 12/14/2005 2:29 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

fort bragg, ca.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

am i military?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

you must have never seen a pic of me, then.

 
At 12/14/2005 2:37 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG: With egg on her face!

I didn't know there was a Ft. Bragg, CA.

I am going to hush up and walk away now...

 
At 12/14/2005 2:55 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I may not have the headlights, but I got the guns of a battleship, shoulder of a blacksmith and crotch of a Maasai warrior.

Did I mention that I am Frankenstein's Monster?

 

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