The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Wang Fu

My wang is a wang of epic proportions.

INSERT GIANT WANG HERE


SEE!? This is the result of two weeks and no gummi bear torture scandals. Where is the allegedly liberal media in this crisis? I believe they have all buried their heads in fulsome's anus and are now eating whatever he decides to rain down upon them. Cobagz.

17 Comments:

At 5/11/2006 7:01 AM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

And Fulsome hasn't been over to RoD in days to give AG love. Hello! It's been work site friendly for days! Days.

Mr. DEN too! WTF? Maybe a little linky or comment love at RoD once in a while?

You boys need to take a few Chuckie Charisma Courses because you are disappointing your most loyal commenter...

Cobagz!!!@!!!!

 
At 5/11/2006 7:21 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

fulsome is MIA on the web but I have a theory. I believe that his laptop is buried under a pile of crap in his apartment and has consequently been unable to locate it.

Trust me, it's possible

 
At 5/11/2006 8:35 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I could barely find his loveseat under the massive piles of crap. I remember one of his rooms in freshman year had three feet of papers and junk on the floor, mostly empty pop tart boxes.

 
At 5/11/2006 9:06 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

I'm sure they were load bearing Pop Tart boxes though. Without them, the papers would have been maybe only 10" off the ground.

 
At 5/11/2006 9:30 AM, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

It is that bad. Its actually worse.

 
At 5/11/2006 12:02 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

The pop tart boxes were indeed structurally significant, but it was the I-beams made out of pizza boxes that really elevated the decor.

 
At 5/11/2006 2:05 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

You know, I didn't read the post until just now but that is pointlessly offensive ... what's the deal with that?

 
At 5/11/2006 2:36 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Poking the bear, dEn, poking the bear.

 
At 5/11/2006 3:04 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Excuse me, DEN...where is my RoD love? Goddammit!

More pressing is why Chuckie was looking for a loveseat at Fulsome's. Teh, teh -- can we getting a ruling here?

Speaking of which, since the birthday "sorted" weekend in the Bay, neither Teh, teh or Fullie have been on the blogs. Hmmm...

 
At 5/12/2006 5:33 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I think they got trashed and passed out in fulsome's apartment.

They are still trying to bushwack a path out to the door.

 
At 5/12/2006 9:12 AM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Yes, but what happened before the passing out is the question and why was Pinko naked eating Bob's in the morning.

 
At 5/12/2006 10:11 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

In the Jungle of fulsome's Love, everything is in question.

 
At 5/12/2006 3:48 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

So wait, does the enormous wang in question have a purple helmet???

 
At 5/12/2006 5:27 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

An epically enormous purple helmet, teh l4m3. Epically enormous. Epically enormous?

Epicuriously enormous?

Epididemusly enormous?

Epidermously enormous?

 
At 5/15/2006 12:02 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

I'd like to see this Jungle of Fulsome love. What goes on there, only Fulsomegirl and Pinko seem to be able to say. We need someone like AG to report on it.

Chuckie, what exactly are you saying? I am not sure you are being clear enough.

 
At 5/15/2006 1:44 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

AG, I have delved long and hard into the Jungle of fulsome's love and I can say this: He only likes women.

 
At 5/15/2006 7:24 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Chuckie, there is too much in that comment to eat up. I will leave it be, but I got know -- did you deep throat him?

 

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