The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Monday, April 24, 2006

You Know You Want Them

Thanks to my girlfriend who sent me a link to an online store that is catering directly to the Well Rounded Nerds demo: nerdy beanie baby collectors.

The Warehouse 23 online store has a variety of plush toys that would appeal to perhaps even the most cynical of nerds.

Perhaps you need a cthulu or maybe it's a plush polio microbe. Nevermind, you just realized that your automobile needs some fuzzy d20 dice hanging from the rear view. I know how it is.

I guess you could always be boring and just go with the dinos, Monty Python or aliens.

Whichever you end up going with, you'll be sure to pick a winner!

12 Comments:

At 4/24/2006 12:59 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

Those are indeed helpful. I like the fuzzy dice.

 
At 4/24/2006 2:14 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Now I want a car.

And a larger apartment and a den with a sunken floor that I can fill with plush dice for lounging. Think, McDs play pen.

 
At 4/24/2006 3:48 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

oh dear god, i need the sore throat one. those are SOOOO fucking cool.

 
At 4/24/2006 7:05 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Girlfriend? Nacho, I think you need to do some 'splainin.

 
At 4/24/2006 9:54 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

it turns out I'm not gay?

 
At 4/25/2006 6:40 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

He don't use jelly...

 
At 4/25/2006 10:29 AM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

"He uses/ VAAA-SELINE!"

Anyway, what if I want a plushy dontEATnachos or a plushy fulsome -- am I still picking a winner then? Hmmm?

 
At 4/25/2006 11:21 AM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

there's no such thing as a plushy fulsome - he's far too skinny to be plushy.

 
At 4/25/2006 4:41 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Was there a question, DEN?

It turns out for me, I am a lesbian. I have had it with men. I just don't like 'em enough for dating. Unless...oh, nevermind.

 
At 4/26/2006 5:50 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Unless they have a vagina, AG?

Teh, the plush version of The Genius is available in limited quantities in discerning shoppes near you.

 
At 4/27/2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Oh no Chuckcake, it was worse. AG showed restraint. UC and PP hate when AG says the funny shit. So, AG held back.

 
At 4/28/2006 6:36 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

To quote, you: don't hold back with the funny stuff.

 

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