The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Apparently I Need to Blog More About the Perils of Blogging

Sorry, all. We here at the WRN crew are such crazy web ninjas(Chuckles the obvious exception) that we just blog along without ever bitching about how we blog or locking out our posters andcommenters or wasting two weeks to have an even uglier-ass blue border than we used to demonstrate our obvious visual acuity.

We're sorry for wasting your time like that and so, for today only, or until somebody fixes it, I have altered the colors. Consider it a small favor for the many joys that blogging has provided me.

note to 3B!: We wuv you!

note to those who may be confused: Only 1 in 3 of my jokes are deemed funny by the nerdiest of nerds, so just blame the patriarchy or something.

30 Comments:

At 2/16/2006 4:39 PM, Anonymous Fake Name said...

I am so smrt

 
At 2/16/2006 4:40 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

WTF?? What is this horrible thing you've done?

 
At 2/16/2006 4:42 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

I just thought I'd make the colors more bright and happy!

 
At 2/16/2006 4:46 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

are you trying to force me to come up with a new template for the site?

 
At 2/16/2006 5:16 PM, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

Well, you haven't styled the comments to match, so I don't like it.

 
At 2/16/2006 5:37 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

I think the comments section remains a soothing beige so as to trick you into letting your eyes rest a second.

It's like eating crackers between different wines at a tasting or something.

It cleanses the eye pallette or something.

 
At 2/16/2006 6:38 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

everyone's a critic

 
At 2/16/2006 6:58 PM, Anonymous Pinko Punko said...

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At 2/16/2006 7:13 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

capitalist tool

PS - I don't think I can change the comments page

 
At 2/16/2006 7:34 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

that was his point I think. if you were hosting your own service and running wordpress you could control the look of the comments page.

 
At 2/16/2006 8:05 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

Thus the capitalist tool response.

He probably is also advocating for Haloscan, the cobag.

 
At 2/16/2006 8:34 PM, Blogger mdhatter said...

have you ever seen "Failsafe"? Pokemon??

I think i'm having a siezure.

 
At 2/17/2006 5:49 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

You guys rock! I love you most because you are not Blogger sell outs. This whole movement towards Word Press conformity is so unoriginal. You guys are the new old Coke. I nominate you for that catagory in the Koufax Awards!

Keep on rockin' in the Blogger free world!

 
At 2/17/2006 9:50 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Is a blogger free world a world without blogger?

This site reminds me of New York. It has been said that sometimes you can smell something so terrible there that it will make you temporarily blind. This site is so awful and heard to read that it overloads my aural cortex with a constant electric whine.

 
At 2/17/2006 9:57 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

what's funny is that my eyes have actually adjusted to it and I no longer have any problem.

Silky smooth!

 
At 2/17/2006 10:08 AM, Blogger fulsome said...

The best part is that dEn is an admin and doesn't even know it. It could revert at any time. Or something. Maybe I'll try another template (with more normal colors) today.

 
At 2/17/2006 10:44 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I would like to admin something to you all right now. I can't read this at all. I need to highlight the text to read anything.

 
At 2/17/2006 10:44 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I just noticed fake name. That is teh funny.

 
At 2/17/2006 11:01 AM, Blogger fulsome said...

Well, I knew PP would never put up the header at his place so I stole it for an hour or two.

Whee, I am amusing myself so much today

 
At 2/17/2006 11:13 AM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I can read!

I vote you keep things like this for a while.

 
At 2/17/2006 11:38 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

I know I'm an admin but you're the blog creator and I respect that.

If this is the artistic direction that you want the blog to go in, I (painfully) respect that.

 
At 2/17/2006 11:48 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

You rule for stealing the 3B banner! UC, give the man a little somethin' something.

If I didn't already heart you nerds, you are totally winning me over today.

 
At 2/17/2006 1:00 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

First, she hates everybody and now she loves everybody? Is this girl crazy? Oh no, I just remembered, she's a girl. They're all crazy.

 
At 2/17/2006 1:16 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

I added some pizazz to the page ... there just didn't seem to be enough going on

 
At 2/17/2006 1:20 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

I want a slice of pizzazz.

 
At 2/17/2006 1:22 PM, Blogger fulsome said...

See, finally the blog is getting the attention it deserves.

 
At 2/17/2006 1:22 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

Why does firefox suck in terms of viewing new versions of the same page?

 
At 2/17/2006 1:50 PM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

well, Chucklette, your order for more pizzas has been delivered!

 
At 2/17/2006 1:58 PM, Blogger Chuckles said...

That's her name. If there is a her in my life.

Umm, I love a hot slice of pizzazz...so warm and cheesy.

 
At 2/17/2006 3:42 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

I never hated anyone other than you, Pinko Punko and a few stupid Republicans, i.e. Brian and Sean S.

Fullie, Nacho dude, they were always my boys! Love Nacho dude even if he doesn't blog for years on end. They don't act like ass monkeys like someone we all know.

 

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