Less than 48 hours and Bas-O-Matic (not the fishing implement) has already managed to convert everything you needed to know about the internet into a nice, presentable polo shirt form.
Also, I would like to give further congratulations and cyber-support to our friend, although he won't actually hang out with us, Demogenes Aristhones in his quest to both entertain me personally and to better the world around us with his quest to take over and destroy SFgate.
Finally, I regret to announce that my camera was left at home and so there will be a further delay in publishing gummi exploits.
UPDATE: the moment has passed and genius has left the internet...until Fafblog rises again.
RIP stupidestevar.blogspot.com