The [Ninja Turtles] henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

- xkcd

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Obligatory Internet Movie Seen

Also, last Friday I went to go see the joke that everyone's sick of, Snakes on a Plane. I honestly have to say that it was ridiculously good/bad in all the right ways. It starts off a little to slow but there are some fun parts. And it's so ridiculous it's gold.

Plus, since it only made $15 mil the first week, it could actually be a legitimate cult movie. You don't have to feel bad liking a movie "because everyone else did" because most people didn't actually see it.

I will further expand on this by giving you a brief list of more reasons to see it:
  1. It has David Koechner as possibly the best character in it
  2. People are getting attacked by snakes for about 45 minutes straight
  3. Awesome non-snake related deaths
  4. It also has Kenan Thompson
  5. The acting is so amazing that you will weep from the amazing drama. AMAZING.
  6. An end so terrifying you couldn't possibly fathom. Your head will EXPLODE. It is that X-TREME
  7. Amazing allegory to lasting world problems will keep it relevant for years to come
  8. The perfect date movie. I took my GF and she loved it!

3 Comments:

At 8/24/2006 5:21 AM, Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

People getting attacked by snakes is probably the very reason AG won't see it. Glad you liked it, though!

 
At 8/24/2006 8:04 AM, Blogger dontEATnachos said...

If you don't want to see people getting killed in ridiculous ways by snakes, why bother living? What is there to look forward to besides that?

 
At 8/24/2006 8:26 AM, Blogger fulsome said...

I am excited for it. I will see it!

My supervisor saw Samuel Jackson at the premiere and shook his hand. Afterward, she had to ask her children who he was.

 

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